- Be an opportunist, think not of your country but what you can do for yourself.
- Be outrageous and say things you know are not true. The more unbelievable the better.
- Don’t have a long-term strategy. If you really must, don’t tell anyone about it. Someone might accuse you of changing your mind.
- Run a negative campaign. Badmouth your enemies because the more you call them names the more the names will stick.
- Don’t listen to anyone, especially experts. Reject advice from people who might actually have something useful to say or who may have your interests at heart.
- Take huge risks and gamble with other people’s futures. Cheer up! It may never happen.
- Don’t even think about plan B or C or D…nobody else does.
- Have no regard for history. What could you possibly learn from history?
- Blame your failures on other people.
- Get a terrible haircut. It stops people noticing you have more than one face.
Inspired by a conversation with a fellow #remainer
